littlereddish:

i’m not a huge fan of genderbends, but vou inspired me lmao

8astardarachnid:

You are low. In fact, you’re the lowest. Lower than me, anyway.

tHERE ARE TECHNICALLY TROLLS BELOW BROWN, bUT i WOULDN’T SUGGEST MESSING WITH THEM, eITHER,

tHEY HAVE ASOMBROSO PSYCHIC SKILLS AND COULD EASILY KICK YOUR ASS,

fROM THE WAY YOU LOOK, yOU DON’T NEED TO BE FURTHER TOSSED AROUND OR BEATEN UP,

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8astardarachnid:

I’m staring at one right now.

:::;)

pFFFTHAHA,

kID, yOU NEED TO AIM A BIT LOWER,

a LOT LOWER,

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littlepupabull reblogged your post: littlepupabull started following you hOLA, cHICA,

oH, uM, hELLO! }:)

hEH,

cOMO?

green-space started following you

> Chinhands.

wHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM?

8astardarachnid:

That’s not my pro8lem, 8ecause I haven’t sta88ed enough 8ulls yet in mine.

rEALLY?

yOU SHOULD FIND ONE, iT WOULD HELP YOU CALM YOUR LITTLE LEGS,

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littlepupabull started following you

hOLA, cHICA,

8astardarachnid:

Shut up and show me what you’ve got.

qUUUUUUUUE?

cAN’T WE JUST,

sKIP TO THE PART WITH THE PINCHING?

i’VE SQUISHED ENOUGH SPIDERS IN MY LIFE,

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i KNOW THIS ALTERNATE THING COMES WITH SOME SIMILARITIES, bUT THAT WOULD BE THE LAST ONE WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE,

8astardarachnid:

Is that a challenge????????

pFFT,

tHAT IS WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS CONSIDER A CHALLENGE?

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